lando calrissian, batman, and a 300lb baby

Jen and i were playing the never ending “name game” last nite, when i told her that it would be alot easier to come up with a name if you knew what the baby would look like when it was about 25. You would hate to name your baby”Slim” or “Tiny” and then they end up weighing like 300lbs. So i guess we can scratch those names two off the list. But seriously, sometimes it seems that peoples names dont really fit their personalities. Unless youre talking about the seven dwarfs, their names were spot on.

That being said, i think we should cut out the middleman and name our child something like Doctor, Senator, or ‘The honorable judge.’ Jen really liked the name Lando, until i told her it was the name of a character from Star Wars. Next time you can bet i will keep my mouth shut until after the baby is born. Although I dont think she has caught on to my suggesting the name ‘Bruce Wayne.’ And since she hasnt caught on yet, i would appreciate you not telling her.